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Sunday, 30 November 2014

The look of love! Stephanie Pratt only has eyes for new beau Josh Shepherd as she puts on leggy display during London night out



Their new romance caused quite a stir among the well-heeled residents of Made In Chelsea.
And Stephanie Pratt seemed to only have eyes for beau Josh Shepherd as they enjoyed a date night in London on Saturday.
The American reality star showed off her lean legs in a short black dress as she headed to hotspot Cafe de Paris.
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Look of love: The American socialite couldn't take her eyes of Josh as they headed to Cafe de Paris
Stepping out: Made In Chelsea's Stephanie Pratt hit the town for a date night with new beau Josh Shepherd on Saturday
Adding a touch of West End glamour, the blonde beauty wore a blue fur coat to finish off her ensemble.
She couldn't help but look longingly at her handsome new man, who unfortunately was too busy chatting on the phone to take much notice.
Stephanie ensured the pair got the VIP at the club and was greeted by Liam Norval, the club's PR guru.
One inside, the former The Hill castmember hosted the night, with posh boy Josh by her side.
Look of love: The American socialite couldn't take her eyes of Josh as they headed to Cafe de Paris
Look of love: The American socialite couldn't take her eyes of Josh as they headed to Cafe de Paris
Legs appeal: The star put her tanned pins on display in a short black dress, adding a touch of glamour with a fur coat

Legs appeal: The star put her tanned pins on display in a short black dress, adding a touch of glamour with a fur coat
Legs appeal: The star put her tanned pins on display in a short black dress, adding a touch of glamour with a fur coat

VIP: Stephanie got the star treatment as she was greeted by PR boss Liam Norval at the event, where she was acting as host
VIP: Stephanie got the star treatment as she was greeted by PR boss Liam Norval at the event, where she was acting as host
The duo made their official first public appearance as a couple last week after enjoying a whirlwind romance on their hit E4 reality show.
After falling hard for each other, they had to deal with Stephanie's ex - and Josh's close pal - Stevie Johnson, who was left angry that he had broken their 'bro code'.
During last week's episode, Stevie tackled his former flame on the matter, to which she replied: '‘I feel terrible saying this to you. 
'I do really like him, it’s in no way is this a rebound. I hope things do get serious with him.’
Debut: The pair stepped out as an official couple for the first time earlier this month
Debut: The pair stepped out as an official couple for the first time earlier this month
Sparks: Their whirlwind romance happened in front of the cameras after Josh joined the show at the beginning of series eight
Sparks: Their whirlwind romance happened in front of the cameras after Josh joined the show at the beginning of series eight
Things didn't go so well for Josh, who faced Stevie's wrath during a night out.
He raged: ‘You knew the history and you going after her was a d**kish move. As a good friend of mine you shouldn't have done that. You didn’t take her on a dog walk to become her best friend. You did it to get in her pants.
‘Going forward, we're not going to be as close as we were. The situation has stunted that. The ends justify the means because you guys are happy and you like each other. Treat her well.'
The bust-up came after Josh was brought into the show as Stevie's pal for season eight. Alongside his well-connected co-stars, Josh's parents own a business selling hotel properties - have houses in both the UK and Barbados.
Heartache: Stephanie's ex Stevie Johnson was upset after his pal Josh made a move on his former flame
Heartache: Stephanie's ex Stevie Johnson was upset after his pal Josh made a move on his former flame

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EXCLUSIVE: Fighter who lost professional boxing match to 62-year-old actor Mickey Rourke is sleeping rough in a California park and 'was paid to throw the bout'


  • Elliot Seymour has been living on the streets for roughly 18 months
  • The 29-year-old trained at the same Hollywood gym as actor Mickey Rourke
  • He lost to the actor in two rounds in a boxing match in Russia on Friday
  • But a source close to the family said that he was 'paid to lose the fight'

The fighter who lost a controversial boxing bout with Hollywood star Mickey Rourke is homeless and was ‘paid to throw the fight', MailOnline can exclusively reveal. 
Elliot Seymour, the man who lost to Rourke on Friday, is a homeless drifter who trained at the same Hollywood gym Rourke and was paid to fly to Russia to make the actor 'look good’.
Seymour, who at 29 is 33 years younger than the 62-year-old actor, went down in the second round of the match. He had a shocking record of losing 9-1 of his 10 previous professional bouts.

Homeless: Elliot Seymour (pictured right and left), the man who lost to Rourke on Friday, is a drifter who trained at the same Hollywood gym Rourke and was paid to fly to Russia to make the actor 'look good’
Seymour, 29, entered the fight with Rourke, 62, with a shocking professional record of losing nine of his 10 previous bouts. He lost the fight (pictured above) in the second round
Fight night: Seymour, 29, entered the fight with Rourke, 62, with a shocking professional record of losing 9-1 of his 10 previous bouts. He lost the fight (pictured above) in the second round
A source close to the Seymour family revealed that Elliot spends nights in Memorial Park, Pasadena (above)... He also writes posts about being homeless on his Facebook page
Sleeping rough: A source close to the Seymour family revealed that Elliot spends nights in Memorial Park, Pasadena, pictured above. He also writes posts about being homeless on his Facebook page
In an exclusive interview, a source close to Seymour’s family, said: 'It was clearly a fixed fight. The whole bouncing off the ropes, hands down, punches were not landing and they were intentionally hitting each other’s gloves.
'There are people at Wild Card gym who know that Elliot’s in a really terrible situation and pretty much living on the streets, these are Mickey Rourke’s people who Elliot’s been around and known for some time. 
'I’d be surprised if they didn’t know something about his situation but they have decided to put him in the ring against Mickey Rourke.
'I think it was just an ideal situation where Elliot has a title, he’s desperate and clearly his boxing career isn’t going anywhere and he’s pretty much living on the streets, so for him it’s a win because gets off the streets for a while.
'One of the well known boxing reporters writing about the fight said they might as well have got somebody who was sleeping on the subway and it would’ve been a better opponent, well what he doesn’t know is that’s pretty much what happened.'
Rourke was famously trained by Freddie Roach, who owns Hollywood's Wild Card gym, when he turned to boxing midway through his acting career. The legendary coach's most decorated fighter is boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao.

Posing with the stars: On his Facebook page, where he goes under the name Elliot BuffaloSolider, Seymour has posted photos of himself with boxing legend Oscar Dela Hoya (left) and TV presenter Mario Lopez (right)
Alejandro Puelma, 29, the manager at the Starbucks that Seymour bases himself in (pictured above), confirmed the boxer was currently homeless, adding he was well liked by staff and customers
Familiar face: Alejandro Puelma, 29, the manager at the Starbucks that Seymour bases himself in (pictured above), confirmed the boxer was currently homeless, adding he was well liked by staff and customers
After defeating Seymour in the second round of Friday's fight Rourke celebrated by carrying his trainer Marvin Somodio on his shoulders and parading him around the ring. Somodio is Roach's assistant at Wild Card.
The family source, who asked not to be named, spoke out because they are worried Seymour has mental health issues and has been exploited by the the fight's organisers.
They said: 'All these headlines Mickey Rourke beat someone half his age… yeah he did but you’re not telling them the real story, the real story is he’s homeless and desperate and he will probably go back to living on the streets when he gets back. People have no clue about that.
'There’s so much more to the situation than people know, and there’s so much that’s more important than the fact it was fixed, which is the fact he doesn’t have a home and he’s got some mental health issues.

The actor celebrates his winMickey Rourke during the match
Victory: After defeating Seymour in the second round of Friday's fight Rourke (left, during the match and, right, after) celebrated by carrying his trainer Marvin Somodio on his shoulders and parading him around the ring
'Obviously it will be beneficial for Mickey Rourke - it probably made him feel good, boosted his ego to be able to say he beat somebody half his age.
'But it was really problematic that this fight was put together in this way. I think people need to know.'
The family source showed MailOnline text messages from a friend of Seymour’s who had helped him organise his passport so he could go to Russia.
After expressing concern Seymour wasn’t mentally fit to go to Russia, the friend replied: 'He said he’ll be with movie people, he’ll be fine…'
The organisers of the match have said the boxers were receiving 'large amounts of money'
Fighting fit: Rourke's opponent Elliot Seymour. The organisers of the match have said the boxers were receiving 'large amounts of money'
After the fight, the source sent the friend a news link that questioned if the fight was fake and they then confirmed it, messaging: 'They told him to throw the fight I hope he gets home safely and paid.
'They wanted him down in the 4th.'
The family source added: 'Maybe the arrangement changed from the 4th round to the 2nd but the fact he was saying they wanted him down in the 4th let’s you know that Elliot must have communicated what the situation was to this guy.'
MailOnline also spoke to a source at Wild Card gym who claimed the Moscow exhibition bout was rigged and went further describing Seymour as a 'professional opponent'.
The gym source said: 'Elliot trains here sometimes. He’s a professional opponent. Meaning you pay him to lose. 
'The fight was a joke… Mickey needs to stop pretending he ever was very good and just keep acting. It’s kind of an embarrassment really. Mickey throws punches so slow and infant could avoid them.'
Asked what Rourke’s motivation for organising the fight was, the source added: 'I heard Mickey did do it for the money.'
The organisers of the match have said the boxers were receiving 'large amounts of money' in fees but declined to give details, the BBC reported.
MailOnline can reveal Seymour, from Pasadena, a largely affluent suburb of Los Angeles, has been on the streets for almost 18 months.
He had been living at home with his mother Louise but left after they fell out over his career.
On his Facebook page, where he goes under the name Elliot BuffaloSolider, Seymour has posted several photos of himself at a local Starbucks and also writes about being homeless.
Rourke was famously trained by Freddie Roach, who owns Hollywood's Wild Card gym (pictured), when he turned to boxing midway through his acting career. Seymour also trained at the gym
Renowned: Rourke was famously trained by Freddie Roach, who owns Hollywood's Wild Card gym (pictured), when he turned to boxing midway through his acting career. Seymour also trained at the gym
He has also posted photos of himself with actor Cuba Gooding Jr and TV presenter Mario Lopez.
Revealing the sad back story of the fighter, the family source said: 'He’s been out on the streets since May 2013. 
'He was living up in San Francisco for several months, pretty much on the streets, very estranged from his family and he ended up moving back down here and he’s pretty much been living on the streets. 
Seymour, pictured aged 23 after winning his Golden Gloves amateur title, admired boxer Muhammad Ali as he was growing up
Childhood dream: Elliot Seymour, pictured aged 23 after winning his Golden Gloves amateur title, admired boxer Muhammed Ali as he was growing up
'He’s pretty much hanging out at Starbucks, very disheveled, people have taken him clothes because he just smelled horrible, he hadn’t bathed and hadn’t changed clothes for several days.
'He doesn’t have a place to live consistently if he’s doing anything he’s couch surfing.
'He spends nights in the local park. I know he crashed with friends sometimes, but he’s pretty much burned bridges with his friends.'
Seymour started boxing about 10 years ago and his hero growing up was Muhammed Ali.
As an amateur he won the California Golden Gloves championship but after he turned professional he struggled badly.
As his career derailed Seymour apparently became angry and fell out with his family who wanted him to get another job.
The family source thinks he has found it hard to accept he was not a good boxer, saying: 'When his boxing career wasn’t working out he started having problems. I don’t know if he has a learning disability or what.
'Basically some crazy stuff happened and the family had to get a restraining order against Elliot, because he’s not living anywhere and doesn’t have a job there was no set pattern to where he would be.
'If you look at his Facebook there are some ramblings and rantings he was doing for quite some time.
'He was frequently changing his profile picture on Facebook and if you look at a lot of the pictures they’re pretty much all of him chilling at Starbucks.
'He has anger issues and became rude and volatile. A psychiatrist may say he’s got some illusions of grandeur because of the fact he has such a bad boxing record but continued to train as a professional boxer.

Elliot SeymourMickey Rourke
Weighing in: Mickey Rourke (left) and Elliot Seymour (right) before the fight in Russia on Friday. A source at Wild Card gym, where both men train, said that he had heard the actor took part 'for the money'
'Obviously boxing isn’t a viable option for him given his record. It was something he was passionate about but isn’t a viable career.
'People hoped he might retrain as a personal trainer. He was once training with Mario Lopez who hosts Extra, so he did that for a bit but he wasn’t interested in those things, all he wanted to focus on was boxing. At a certain point, when you have the record you have, you’re not bringing in any money and you’re an adult, what’s going on in your life and your world that you’re ok with just sitting and pretty much not doing anything?
'If you try and say anything to him about the gravity of his situation he gets volatile. He’s not willing to see a doctor.'
He’s pretty much hanging out at Starbucks, very disheveled, people have taken him clothes because he just smelled horrible, he hadn’t bathed and hadn’t changed clothes for several days.
A source close to the Seymour family 
Asked about the claim Seymour was a ‘professional opponent’, the source said: 'I don’t think that’s the case, if anything possibly of late he may have taken to doing that just for the cash. I would imagine that he got paid a decent amount for this fight. I have no idea how much he got paid.
'Also if your record is s***, and you know you’re not going to make it professionally boxing and you get to go to Russia, while everything is paid for and you’re living on the streets before, this is not really a lose for you.
'Elliot is a very prideful person to the point that pride seems to mask his insecurities. He’s not a good boxer, but this was out of desperation, because I have watched and seen him train for other fights in the past, and he trains seriously.'
Alejandro Puelma, 29, the manager at the Starbucks Seymour bases himself in, confirmed the boxer was currently homeless, adding he was well liked by staff and customers.
He said: 'He’s in here all the time, he hangs out here and comes in right when we open at 5am. I knew he was homeless. 
Mr Puelma, who hadn't yet watched the fight, added: 'I knew he was going out there to fight but he didn’t mention it was Mickey Rourke. He just said he was going out there to fight and see you when I get back. 
'He mentioned it a couple of times, my impression was it was for a movie or a commercial as he knows a lot of people around here. We think he’s a really great guy, we all love him here.'
MailOnline also spoke to Seymour’s mother about the controversial fight.
'Professional opponent': A source at Wild Card gym, where Seymour and Rourke (pictured facing off in Friday's fight) both train, said that Seymour was a 'professional opponent' who is 'paid to lose'
'Professional opponent': A source at Wild Card gym, where Seymour and Rourke (pictured facing off in Friday's fight) both train, said that Seymour was a 'professional opponent' who is 'paid to lose'
Speaking from her home, Mrs Seymour said: 'We saw it on the internet. Of course it's not his shiniest moment.'
Asked what she thought of people saying it was fixed, she defended her son, saying: 'I have absolutely no idea, no comment on that.
'Elliot is estranged from us because of philosophical differences about his fighting and so I don’t know.'
The fight was a joke… Mickey needs to stop pretending he ever was very good and just keep acting. It’s kind of an embarrassment really. Mickey throws punches so slow and infant could avoid them.
 A source at Wild Card gym, LA
However defending her son from his critics, she added: 'I think Elliot tried hard on this one, I can say Elliot's all time love as a young man growing up was Muhammed Ali, I had the opportunity to meet Ali once and I got his autobiography autographed for Elliot. 
'Not only is he interested in boxing he loves the history of the sport. He doesn't take boxing lightly he respects the art of boxing and for that reason also I would say I don't think he would.
'I wouldn't call it suspicious, I don't know enough about the particulars, so it would be hard for me to comment.'
Asked what she thought of the claim he is a ‘paid opponent’ who loses on purpose, she added: 'I doubt it seriously, because Elliot is a very prideful person. 
'And I just think up to this point in his life his track record has not been the greatest, again given a perfect scenario for training maybe his record would be better. 
'Things happen, I used to feel very bad when Elliot lost fights because Elliot felt bad.'
Mrs Seymour said her problem with Elliot’s profession was the fact it was a dangerous sport.
She said: 'I personally am not interested in any sports that are contact and cause concussion. I’m worried anytime anybody is involved in a contact sport. 
'I was anxious knowing her was going to be fighting again, I would like him to switch professions.
'At the very beginning I tried to be supportive, but I just don't like watching boxing.
'I have had to accept the fact I cannot determine Elliot's profession or his future, I can just give him my advice and he'll listen or he won't.'

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No more puppy love? Justin Bieber 'abandons' pooch Karma after not picking her up from the dog trainer since February



Justin Bieber is reported to have 'abandoned' his third pet, an adorable puppy called Karma.
According to The Sun, the 20-year-old pop star left his American bulldog pup with a dog trainer back in February... and hasn't been back for her since.
Speaking to the paper, trainer Trevor Dvernichuk revealed he had been left with the pooch for months.
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Is that good Karma? Justin Bieber is said to have left behind his American bulldog puppy Karma with a dog trainer in Canada... and hasn't picked her up since February
Is that good Karma? Justin Bieber is said to have left behind his American bulldog puppy Karma with a dog trainer in Canada... and hasn't picked her up since February
'This is like taking your kid to school and not picking it back up,' he said.
Bieber's father Jeremy had originally asked Dvernichuk, of Ontario, Canada, to look after Karma for a few weeks and get her trained before taking her to America.
However, the singer has failed to return to get the dog and is said to have not responded to calls to take her back.
He also claimed that the singer has not paid for Karma's upkeep.
Adorable: Karma the puppy - who was named by one of his fans - came into Bieber's life last Christmas
Adorable: Karma the puppy - who was named by one of his fans - came into Bieber's life last Christmas
In September, the dog trainer took to his Facebook page, writing: 'Karma is gonna bite you in your ass biebers.'
He posted his comment along with a YouTube video news report about the singer getting his dog back in December 2013.
He later added on his Facebook page: 'More pictures of Karma' up to date pictures...the best behaved American bulldog i've ever had the honor to train...but its time for her to go.'
The Baby hitmaker first got his puppy back at the end of last year for Christmas, picking her up from Ruffin's Pet Centre in Stratford, Ontario.
His dad then asked Bieber's army of fans to come up with a name for her, and they soon settled on Karma.
At the time, Bieber Senior wrote on Twitter: 'So we're gonna let one lucky #belieber name @justinbieber's new puppy.... Follow and find out how it can be you).'
BFFs: Bieber and Mally appeared to be best pals for a while, but Justin soon grew tired of the monkey
BFFs: Bieber and Mally appeared to be best pals for a while, but Justin soon grew tired of the monkey
He later updated his page with the winner, writing: 'so we have got a name selected for the newest Bieber. Big thanks to @justinfredos the Belieber who chose it ".Karma" (sic).'
This isn't the first pet that the international superstar has left behind after a brief period of time.
In December 2012, he gave away his pet hamster, Pac, to a random screaming fan at a Jingle Ball concert, making her promise she would 'take care of him'.
Sadly the teenage super-fan didn't turn out to be a very good surrogate parent to Pac, and he went to 'little hamster heaven,' in March 2013.
In June last year, Bieber's Capuchin monkey was seized by German customs officials after the singer brought it on tour to Munich with him without the right vaccination and import paperwork.
He had the opportunity to retrieve 20-month old Mally, but failed to collect him on time and missed a deadline to send the documents, according to customs spokesman Thomas Meister.
Ownership of the animal was then transferred to Germany and he was taken first to a Munich animal shelter and now lives in Serengeti Park near Hanover, which later billed Biebs $8,000 to cover vaccinations, accommodation and transport.
The Munich shelter has previously criticised Bieber for keeping such a young monkey as a pet, saying it shouldn't have been taken away from its mother until it was a year old. Experts say Capuchins also need to be kept in groups, not alone.
A representative for Justin Bieber declined to comment on the matter after being approached. 
Too much, too soon: 20-month-old Mally was too young to be away from his mother, said animal experts
Too much, too soon: 20-month-old Mally was too young to be away from his mother, said animal experts

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Rihanna wraps up in thick winter coat as she steps out for dinner in New York with handsome mystery man

 


She is currently working on tracks for her eighth album but Rihanna made time in her busy schedule to have dinner with a mystery man during the week.
The 26-year-old singer was spotted at Nobu in New York on Friday where she dined with a tall and handsome man before the duo left together. 
Rihanna was all wrapped up against the chilly New York weather in a large sheepskin jacket, leggings and heavy tan boots and she wore a backwards baseball cap over her long, curly hair. 
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Hot date? Rihanna stepped out for dinner in New York on Friday with a handsome mystery man 
Hot date? Rihanna stepped out for dinner in New York on Friday with a handsome mystery man 
Her date also wore a baseball cap, along with a bright yellow jacket, black jeans and similar boots to the singer. 
However, the mystery man has not been distracting Rihanna from her work and on Wednesday she was spotted heading to a recording studio in Soho.
Posting on Instagram shortly afterwards, Rihanna posted a catchy teaser from one of her new tracks in a short video titled: 'P***kin roun in da studio.' 
She later told fans to watch out for more information, tweeting:  'Any news about R8 will be delivered directly from me.'
And last week in New York, Rihanna made it a family affair when she took her beloved grandfather, Lionel Braithwaite, to meet her mentor Jay Z.
While Rihanna is keeping tight-lipped about the record, her We Found Love collaborator Calvin Harris recently admitted some material he sent to her hasn't made it onto the finished album.
Hard at work: On top of preparing her upcoming album, the singer has also been promoting an upcoming children's film she provided a voice-over for
Watch out: Rihanna is currently working on her eighth studio album and has already released a teaser on Instagram for fans 
Family first: The 26-year-old singer brought her beloved grandfather Lionel Braithwaite to a meeting with Jay Z at Roc Nation record label
Family first: The 26-year-old singer brought her beloved grandfather Lionel Braithwaite to a meeting with Jay Z at Roc Nation record label
He said: 'No I'm not on the Rihanna album. I did a few things for it but they don't get back to you. There are a lot of people involved!
'She listens to everything - I know that - but she's got a strong idea and identity and an idea of what her album should sound like.'
However, the 30-year-old DJ - who, along with Rihanna, is signed to Jay Z's Roc Nation record label - insists he's not bothered about being snubbed from her latest LP.
He said: 'It's not like they put me on We Found Love because I'm signed to Roc, they did it because it's a f**king good song.
'But it's OK because I'm working on my stuff and it's going fine so I'm not concerned about it.' 
On top of preparing her upcoming album, the singer has also been promoting an upcoming children's film she provided a voice-over for.
The trailer for DreamWorks' animated movie titled Home includes Rihanna as Tip and The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons as Oh, a purple-headed alien, who has been cast off by his kind.
Together the unlikely duo have to embark on the road trip of a lifetime together as it appears they are being chased along the way.
Jennifer Lopez and Steve Martin also teamed up for the movie, which is slated for release in March 2015. 
Hard at work: On top of preparing her upcoming album, the singer has also been promoting an upcoming children's film she provided a voice-over for
Hard at work: On top of preparing her upcoming album, the singer has also been promoting an upcoming children's film she provided a voice-over for

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SPOILER ALERT: Furious Kal Nazir punches Gary Windass after catching him with his daughter Alya in Coronation Street



He was the one person they didn't want to catch them.
New pictures from an upcoming episode of ITV's Coronation Street shows Kal Nazir finding his daughter Alya with her new man Gary Windass.
Clearly unimpressed with the match, Kal sees red and punches Gary in the face.

Some explaining to do: Kal and Ysemeen Nazir find daughter Alya with Gary Windass in Coronation Street
Some explaining to do: Kal and Ysemeen Nazir find daughter Alya with Gary Windass in Coronation Street
The pair, who have been trying to keep their relationship a secret, are having a secret candlelit dinner at Number 6, when they are interrupted by her mum and dad's arrival.
The parents come home at just the wrong moment as things take a turn for the romantic.
Despite pleas from Alya, Kal loses it and Gary ends up with a fist to the face.
Not time to explain! Before Gary can even try to talk him round, Kal pulls him arm back to throw a punch
Not time to explain! Before Gary can even try to talk him round, Kal pulls him arm back to throw a punch
That's got to hurt! Gary is hit right in the face by a furious Kal
That's got to hurt! Gary is hit right in the face by a furious Kal
The 28-year-old and his younger girlfriend have been sneaking around for months, ever since sharing a kiss back in September.
Despite his chequered past, she gave into temptation and the pair decide to be together in secret.
They've both known how her father would react to his daughter, who is fresh out of university, dating an ex-criminal.
No calming him down: Yasmeen tries to pull Kal back as he lands a blow on his friend
No calming him down: Yasmeen tries to pull Kal back as he lands a blow on his friend
After weeks of trying to find places to be alone they were bound to be caught out at some point.
Speaking to Digital Spy, Sair Khan said of their relationship, 'There are so many awkward factors that come with it. Gary's supposed to be Alya's dad's best friend for one.
'He's not just some random man, he's a man that her dad knows very, very well.'
Horrified! Alya looks devastated to see Gary knocked to the ground by her father
Horrified! Alya looks devastated to see Gary knocked to the ground by her father

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'I think deep down I'm a romantic': John Cleese explains why he married a fourth time after his ex took him for $24 million ... and compares the royals to baboons



'Don't mention the war!' has to be one of the most famous comedy lines in the world.
But while the comedian who penned it has made millions laugh - and amassed millions of dollars in the process - Faulty Towers star John Cleese's personal life hasn't been as fruitful.
In fact the 75-year-old Monty Python star would be the first to admit his romantic history has been a bit of a turkey - but he's 'now very much in love' with current wife Jennifer Wade.

Tense:  Funnyman John Cleese loses his sense of humour when he talks to Australian presenter Liz Hayes on Sunday night about his divorce settlement on Channel Nine's 60 Minutes
Tense:  Funnyman John Cleese loses his sense of humour when he talks to Australian presenter Liz Hayes on Sunday night about his divorce settlement on Channel Nine's 60 Minutes
Photo bomb! British national treasure John  and wife No 4 Jennifer Wade get photobombed in London
Photo bomb! British national treasure John and wife No 4 Jennifer Wade get photobombed in London
The British national treasure married Jennifer, who at 43 is 32 years his junior, in August 2012 and in an interview with Sunday Night's Liz Hayes he says he's met his match, in love and humour.
John, who was forced to pay an AU$24 million divorce settlement to his ex-wife, US psychotherapist Alyce Faye Eichelberger, says it's the humour that binds him and Jennifer together.

The writer, actor and comedian told the Nine Network host he married the British-born jewellery designer because: 'I think deep down I'm a romantic.
'As I say God put me on the planet to understand women better so how am I going to do that?
'I'm going to find another one. So I'm now very much in love with Jen - or Fish as they calll her because she swims like a fish - and we laugh immoderately and are wonderfully rude to each other. 
'People think we're having a row and we're just falling about with laughter.'
Cheese: John's whose surname was originally Cheese, poses with Jennifer at an NSPCC bash in London
Cheese: John's whose surname was originally Cheese, poses with Jennifer at an NSPCC bash in London

Hopefully the couple that laughs together stays together as he's certainly not laughing about the money he has had to pay to his American ex wife of 15 years Alyce. Far from it. 
The couple wed in December 1992 and both have children from previous marriages but they had no children together.
When they split in 2008 Alyce hired Prince Charles and Paul McCartney's fierce lawyer Fiona Shackleton and outrageously ended up with more of his fortune than the comedian.
His vitriol against the famous lawyer, who has been dubbed the Steel Magnolia for her fierce demeanor, and Alyce has been well documented - but in this case it doesn't appear time is a healer.
He sniped to Liz: 'She went after me really quite brutally by hiring the nastiest - and I don't mean the second nastiest or the third nastiest - but the nastiest lawyer in Santa Barbara.
'My wife went and hired this really nasty woman and I had to giver her $20 million. It's not fair.'
See that? That's my millions going up in smoke: The comedian and actor poses with ex wife Alyce Faye who was granted an AU $24 million divorce settlement thanks to teaming up with fierce lawyer Fiona Shackleton
See that? That's my millions going up in smoke: The comedian and actor poses with ex wife Alyce Faye who was granted an AU $24 million divorce settlement thanks to teaming up with fierce lawyer Fiona Shackleton
Que?: John, at the back, with his Faulty Towers co-stars L-R: Prunella Scales, Connie Booth - who was both his wife and co-writer of the popular series - and Andrew Sachs
Que?: John, at the back, with his Faulty Towers co-stars L-R: Prunella Scales, Connie Booth - who was both his wife and co-writer of the popular series - and Andrew SachsBut like the true pro he is, the funnyman went back on the road and poured all his heartbreak, anger and frustration into what he called the Alimony Tour. And it made great material.
In one clip he jokes, 'I call it the 'Alimony Tour' year II' or "Feeding The Beast". 'And here's a recent photograph of my ex wife at a London ATM helping herself to some of my money...
'Apparently I got off lightly because my lawyer points out how much more I would have had to pay my ex wife had she contributed anything to the relationship,' he jokes,'...if we had children...or even a two-way conversation.'
What the psychotherapist makes of it is anyone's guess as the warring duo haven't spoken since their acrimonious split.
'She always said from the very beginning that if we broke up we would never speak again,' he continues. 'And from the day that we broke up we have never spoken.
'And I have decided it's an extremely good arrangement.'
Welcome: The cast of Faulty Towers reunited again for UK TV station GOLD's relaunch in 2009
Welcome: The cast of Faulty Towers reunited again for UK TV station GOLD's relaunch in 2009
Spamalot: I was once all smiles for the funnyman and ex Alyce Faye, who he hasn't spoken to in years
Spamalot: I was once all smiles for the funnyman and ex Alyce Faye, who he hasn't spoken to in years
John's was previously married to Connie Booth who co-wrote and starred opposite him in the ward-wining legendary 12-show series Faulty Towers as Polly, and they have a daughter, Cynthia.
He had a second daughter, Camilla, with his second wife, the late American actress Barbara Trentham.
Unsurprisingly John has turned down a British life peerage - a noble hereditary titles constituted by the ranks of British nobility and is part of the British honours system - and a CBE.
He cited the fact he'd have to stay in the UK in the British winter as the main reason but also joked, 'why would you accept such a thing?'
But the star, who has an Oscar nomination for Best Original Screenplay for A Fish Called Wanda, still loves nothing more than ridiculing the British class system with all its funny quaint customs.
And he jokes that his dad, who actually changed the family surname from Cheese to Cleese because he was fed up of being called 'fermented cheese' told him the upper classes are actually baboons.
'Dad had been in India mixing with the upper middle classes,' he adds.
'And he noticed how they behaved. It's really baboon behaviour - they're not easily startled, they move very slowly all of the time...' 
And in his true anarchic style he jokes, 'if you look at the royals they keep these cheek muscles rigid all the time and all the emotion is completely superfluous and unnecessary - it's a straitjacket.
'That's upper class behaviour.'
The actor, who was born in the sprawling English county of Somerset, has just written his autobiography called So, Anyway... and in it details how his lost his virginity in New Zealand. 
He jokes the country was so backward he left the UK, 'in July 1964 and I arrived in New Zealand where it was 1922. They were clueless except at rugby and cricket.' 
And of his virginity, which he lost whist there at the ripe old age of 24, he tells the Network Nine host he was,'so ineffectual and ill at ease with women that it was quite extraordinary when I look back at it.'
The star, who has been in the business for more than 50 years, was studying to be a lawyer when he got entrenched in comedy, and chose to sign for the BBC to meet his parents' approval.
'As it was the BBC,' he said during the 60 Minutes interview, 'I could sell it to my parents - a bit like joining the civil services. 
Soul-mate: 'People think we're having a row and we're just falling about with laughter,' John says of their love
Soul-mate: 'People think we're having a row and we're just falling about with laughter,' John says of their love
'And if I was able to say there was a pension scheme...they they would say "fine, go into showbiz!"'
At the age of 30 he founded the hilarious and completely random cult comedy classic Monty Python with Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Michael Palin.
It became a worldwide hit - so much so that when they announced their UK reunion tour The Last Night of Monty Python earlier this year it sold out in a record-breaking 43 seconds.
But although they had fun getting together for their first major collaboration in 30 years years John says the outrageous anarchy of Monty Python is now a closed chapter.
He said there was one moment when he looked out and 'saw 16,000 people but I remember thinking, "how extraordinary that I don't feel excited?" 
'That was my emotional reaction and it wasn't a choice, and that's when I think I realised I have the talents of an actor but not the temperament, and I'm much happier writing.'
However he credits the award-winning show for providing him with his most favourite skit of all time.
'The silliest thing (I've done) was the fish slapping,' he continues. 
'I always say that I think some time in the future some poor student of media studies is going to have to write an essay about what that means.
'But it is almost meaningless, and yet it's extraordinarily funny, and I love that.'
  

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