Padma Lakshmi doesn't have a penis, of course, but ha ha, doesn't the above beach picture make it look like she does?
Really, though, it's OK to laugh, because even the lovely Padma is down with the "penis sighting," saying "My friend claims it looks like I have a penis in this pic. One guess as to whether he's gay or not... #onhismind #tbt"
No, Padma, we're gonna go ahead and guess that you just have a bunch of sand under the protective mesh in the bikini bottoms, because that's all happened to us gals, and when you get caught at an odd angle? Hell yes it looks like you're packing some meat.
Just be careful with all that sand, if that's what it is ... and whatever you do, don't take Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Douche's advice on anything vagina-related.
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