When Chelsea Handler needed someone to fill her shoes on her late-night talkshow on Wednesday, the obvious choice was equally outspoken and uncensored Khloé Kardashian.
And the reality TV favourite certainly didn't disappoint - getting downright dirty as she put herself up for public ridicule.
From her fondness for dating men of colour to her experience with vibrators and the constant rumours of her parentage, nothing was off-limits as she took the reins of Chelsea Lately.
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Host with the most! Khloé Kardashian was in her
absolute element as she filled in for comedienne Chelsea Handler guest
hosting her late-night talkshow Chelsea Lately on Wednesday
A little too far? The reality TV favourite got
the show off to a bang as she joked rather crudely about hoping that
rumours OJ Simpson is her real father aren't true because 'I did f***
him once'
However, it could be said that she went a tad too far when addressing rumours that OJ Simpson was her dad as she laughed: 'I really hope that's not the case because I did f*** him once.'
'I did f*** him one time - it's OK!' she then added with a sheepish expression on her face as the audience was in fits of laughter.
Any awkwardness from the comment was soon forgotten though as the 29-year-old joked about currently being in a 'romantic relationship' with Chelsea, as a fake nude magazine cover of the two embracing popped up on the screen.
'Yes, I know, it's a shocker - she's white!' she laughed to rapturous applause from the live audience.
'Yes, I know, it's a shocker - she's white!' The
tabloid favourite revealed that she was currently in a 'romantic
relationship' with Chelsea as she threw to this mock magazine cover of
the two in a steamy embrace, while laughing of her fondness for dating
men of colour
In good company: The 29-year-old was joined on
the panel by comics Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy (from left)
for quite the animated discussion as they took a look at the week's most
hilarious news stories
'Jeremy's not a father's name; it's a
13-year-old boy's name': Ian had a unique take on the weirdly close
relationship between Justin Bieber and his dad, Jeremy Bieber - more
concerned about his name than the fact his 20-year-old son gives him an
allowance
Proud mama moment: Kris Jenner posted this photo of her smiling daughter with Chuy as she stood on the stage
The newly-separated star went on to debunk several other rumours doing the rounds - firstly 'that I'm hotter than Kim now!'
'Hashtag that "winning",' she encouraged viewers.
She continued that according to her math, she's 'currently carrying three different men's babies'.
'I can confirm that I'm not pregnant,' she began. 'If I were, my boobies would actually exist.
'They're so flat right now!' she bemoaned, giving them a squeeze and remarking that it was all 'back fat' that was pushed around to the front.
Khloé appeared confident and relaxed as she took her seat behind the desk, where she was joined by comics Heather McDonald, Ian Karmel and Jo Koy to lead the panel discussion.
'I
got a freaking tattoo on my lower back and the b**** copied me and got
the same one!' Khloé revealed she didn't find the story all that
shocking as her mom tries to be one of the girls all the time
'It's like the Kim and Kris syndrome': She then
flashed to a recent photo of momager Kris Jenner, 58, dressing in
matching all-white like her 33-year-old 'favourite' daughter on an
outing in New York
In control: The stunning star looked confident
and relaxed as she ran proceedings, showing no sign of nerves in front
of the live studio audience
'Cause even forever ain't forever': Khloé
clearly had a fabulous time hosting, posting this fun montage of her
dancing down the hallway afterwards
'Chelsea is not here because she is being her shameless little wh**ing self,' the guest host informed everyone, as she gave a shout out to the comedienne's new book, Uganda Be Kidding Me, which she is currently touring around the country.
The first subject up for discussion was surrounding Justin Bieber's 'inappropriate' relationship with dad Jeremy Bieber, who acts more like the 20-year-old's buddy that authoritative father figure and
is given an allowance.
The star admitted she related to the story and found it to be 'normal' and not all that shocking.
'I got a freaking tattoo on my lower back and the b**** copied me and got the same one!' she revealed of Kris Jenner's apparent quest to be one of the girls. 'It's not a joke!'
'My mom basically tags around with Kim, follows her around, dresses like Kim,' she added.
'He grabbed my butt before': Khloé laughed that she and sidekick Chuy Bravo had great chemistry as they sat holding hands
No one-trick pony! Khloé's main guest for the
evening was Cupcake Wars host and magician Justin Willman, with whom she
joined in treating the audience to a balloon sword swallowing
competition
'It's like the Kim and Kris syndrome - they've started dressing alike,' she laughed as she flashed to a recent photo of the pair clad in matching all-white ensembles during an outing in New York.
When the topic shifted to former president Bill Clinton's recent photo taken with two prostitutes from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch during a charity event, Khloé exposed a little bit more of her private life than anyone was expecting.
The overtly sexual beauty was clearly in her element as she talked about her love for the Bunny Ranch - a Nevada brothel which featured on the HBO series Cathouse - and she wasn't alone in her admiration.
'When I was a child, I wanted to be a hooker because I loved their outfits,' Heather admitted.
'They're real sorority sisters,' Khloé attempted. 'When you share nipple clamps and a*** beads, that's real sisterhood!'
Getting
her glam on: Khloé shared her wardrobe choices with fans, revealing she
was wearing a tan and beige Elisabetta Franchi bodysuit paired with an
asymmetrical brown Caribbean Queen skirt that exposed one long, lean leg
and strappy gold YSL stilettos
'Sooo
sweet of @chelseahandler to send me flowers before I take over
@ChelseaLately_E!': The star posted a photo of the colourful bouquet
Chelsea sent her before her guest hosting gig as she excitedly declared,
'I'm taking over b****es!!!!!'
Cheeky Chuy!: The newly-separated star revealed
she 'couldn't stop laughing' during this on-screen moment as Chelsea's
diminutive sidekick, Chuy Bravo, was 'touching my booty'
Continuing the rather R-rated theme of the evening, the conversation then moved to a news story about a mother being assaulted by her vibrator-wielding daughter.
'My mum asked to borrow my bodysuit but it's all up in my v***** because it's a bodysuit. It's disgusting! Mothers and daughters!' Khloé said, before sharing: 'I don't use electrical vibrators.'
'Shut up!' she started, explaining: 'That's just a voice in my head I'm silencing.'
Moving on to the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's new documentary, which premieres on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network this Sunday, March 9, the four panellists all had the same awkward reaction to the cringeworthy footage, depicting the media mogul's utter despair with the 27-year-old.
A race to the finish! The pair embarked on a
gag-worthy competition, which Khloé won - though she did cheat by
puncturing the balloon as she fed it into her mouth
'She's
killing it, am I right!' Justin gave props to Khloé for her hosting
skills, before the topic turned to him recently learning that he has 'a
major gay following in Iowa', which the cheeky star was quick to put
down to his childhood magician's name, Justincredible
Exposing herself: When the subject arose of
former president Bill Clinton's recent photo with two prostitutes from
the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Khloé revealed her admiration for the famous
Nevada brothel, which featured on HBO series Cathouse
Kindred spirit: Heather admitted that when she was a child, she 'wanted to be a hooker because I loved their outfits'
Cupcake Wars host and revered magician Justin Willman was the guest star of the evening, taking to the couch to chat about his recent realisation that he's perceived as being gay.
'I found out I have a major gay following in Iowa,' he revealed.
He then pulled out balloon for him, Khloé and Chuy, asking them to pick a colour before blowing them up for a spot of 'sword swallowing'.
Fun
for the whole family! As Khloé was closing the show with Chuy, Heather
ran on stage dressed as momager Kris Jenner, complete with
form-fitting dress, heels and cropped dark wig, though she ran off just
as quickly after 'getting a call' from golden daughter Kim
Awkward! The statuesque beauty appeared a little
embarrassed at the stunt, putting her hand up to her face as she had a
chuckle, though it was probably only because her mom was sitting
backstage watching the whole thing unfold
'Are
you my mother @heathermcdonald ??' The reality TV favourite had an
eerie moment when comedienne Heather McDonald (left) posed backstage in a
cropped wig looking like momager Kris Jenner's doppelganger
'Seriously, this could go so many wrong ways,' she said nervously, before the pair proceeded to swallow their balloons while Chuy watched - a contest Khloé easily won though she did cheat a little.
The episode wrapped with the guest host standing alongside Chuy as she thanked Chelsea for the opportunity - before Heather ran out on the stage mimicking Kris Jenner, wig and all.
The comic did her best momager impersonation before getting a phone call and running off stage after revealing it was from golden child Kim.
'Are you my mother @heathermcdonald ??' she later tweeted of a backstage shot standing between Heather and her actual mom Kris, who was laughing wholeheartedly.
'If Oprah curses, s*** just got real!' Khloé
admitted she was lost for words, which was highly unusual for her, after
they watched the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's documentary, which
premieres on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network on Sunday, March 9
'If your sober companion doesn't have a reply,
that's not a good sign': The star cringed at Lilo's sober companion
hesitating at answering the question as to whether or not the
27-year-old was staying off drugs
Strappy gold YSL stilettos added several inches to her already statuesque 5ft 10in frame, with the guest host positively towering over Chelsea's 4ft 2in sidekick Chuy Bravo.
As always, the 29-year-old enlisted the help of her glam squad - make-up artist Joyce Bonelli and hair stylist Clyde Haygood - to ensure she was ready for her close-up.
Sticking with her tried and true bronzed goddess look, Khloé kept her make-up neutral and smouldering in hues to match her outfit, while she wore her long ombre tresses down in cascading soft waves.
A roaring success: Khloé more than proved she
was up to the solo gig as she joked that 'last time I hosted, I was
joined by my sister and my manager - who happened to give birth to me,
of course'
Packed house: The substitute host had the
audience laughing till they almost cried and cheering along
wholeheartedly with her quick wit and self-deprecating humour
Right at home: The night's acting host sat at
the head of the table as she kept her guests on track throughout the
evening, while she jokingly introduced Chuy as 'my little sister
Kourtney' for his diminutive stature
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