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Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Check out this thrilling music video - Believe ( soundtrack for Lunch Time Heroes)

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The trailblazing family drama- 'Lunch Time Heroes', can’t be halted in their tracks, as they just launched the captivating soundtrack of the movie- 'Believe', by Femi Capital... The movie, was released this past weekend across cinemas in Nigeria and is still creating waves at the box office.

You Must Laugh (YML): Edo Man Burying His Mother

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother’s burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice,meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.

A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,”According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get”.The Hausa man dropped

N100,000 inside and said, “When the food finish, buy more”.The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, “Add this in case it’s not enough.

“The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the

N150,000 notes as change, then said “Nwanne,withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don’t know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo! See okoro sense…Good Morning peeps

Lol. See Davido, Wizkid & Iyanya as women... (photos)

Ever wondered what some of your favourite male celebs will look like if they were females? Well, graphic artist @aaronitems, who has proficient skills in Photoshop, has made a series where he changed some males celebs into females. Above is Davido as a female. Lol. See the rest after the cut..

Siblings recreate their childhood photos and they are hilarious!

Some people who flawlessly and hilariously recreated their childhood photos. See more after the cut

You Must Laugh (YML): Brother Jimmy Has ‘Prayed’ His Way Into Wahala

During church service, this 16-year old pastor’s daughter stood up and says: “praise the Lord!” everybody shouted with joy, “Hallelujah”. She continued: “since the age of 13, I’ve been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Jimmy in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now.

No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I’m even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord”. The whole church was silent!

Brother Jimmy fainted

Obasanjo pictured relishing ice cream (photos)

Former president Obasanjo pictured relishing a cup of ice cream at the Green Legacy resort, in Abeokuta, Ogun state capital recently

GEJites & Buharists have started again..compare both leaders visits to Cameroon president

Lol. People that don't have work. Photos show ex president Jonathan meeting Paul Biya of Cameroon and President Buhari at a state visit to Cameroon yesterday July 29th. Is there any difference?

Lol. See what this man thinks of Buhari's 33-man delegation to the US

33 people, no woman! Well...

Nigerians in South Africa to have Identity card

The Nigeria Union in South Africa said on Thursday that it had concluded arrangements to launch an identity card for Nigerians in the nine provinces of that country.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the event is scheduled for Saturday in Johannesburg.
The Secretary of the union, Mr Adetola Olubajo, told NAN in Pretoria, South Africa, that the identity card was vital for Nigerians living in South Africa.
“ The Nigerian community will launch the Consular Identity Card to ensure proper identification of Nigerians.
“ It will also check incidence of impersonation of Nigerians by citizens of other countries.
“Also, the card will ensure that Nigerians won’t have to carry their passports around.
“ The card will further assist the union to ascertain the number of Nigerians in South Africa and serve as proper form of identification for Nigerians,’’ he said.
Olubajo also said the union would hold its national congress the same day and launch a publication known as NaiRand News.
He said Nairand News would be used to tell the stories of Nigerians living in South Africa.
According to him, delegates from the nine provinces of South Africa will attend the congress and elect 10 officials who will be part of the executive of the union.(

Harpic unveils comedienne Helen in new TVC (photos)

Helen the delectable and stylish comedienne, presenter, singer and actress is now the new face of Harpic which is noted for clean, germ free and odourless toilet with all-in-one triple power. Her unveiling kick starts a set of activities for the Harpic All in One Toilet Solution Campaign.

As seen around VI, Lagos in the morning (photos)

Imagine! See more pics after the cut...

Hilarious change-over photo

As seen in a house in Lagos recently...lol

Russell Brand says he'll move to Syria if someone buys him a first class ticket, people immediately start an online fundraising

40 year old controversial comedian and Katy Perry's ex-husband, Russell Brand has said he has a 'good mind' to go to Syria, but only if he can fly first class.

The self-styled revolutionary, 40, made the comment in a string of sick jokes about the Tunisian beach massacre, hours after denouncing Friday's minute of silence in the UK as 'total bulls***'.

Brand raged:

"There is no point in having a minute’s silence. It’s a minute of bull****. If you respect those people then demand that your government stops selling arms to countries on its own human rights abuse list."

He sparked outrage earlier in the week by blaming Seifeddine Rezgui's (The Tunisian beach murderer) murderous rampage on the UK Government and dismissing the tribute to the 38 victims as an 'empty, hollow gesture'.

And he decided to open his new standup show on Thursday by reading out a news story about his seven-minute YouTube, telling his 100-strong audience he was trying to be deliberately provocative.

Brand mocked people who had commented on his video during the show at The Proud Archivist in Hackney, London, and highlighted one message which suggested he should go and live in Syria.

Hundreds have slammed his comments on social media, saying he was being disrespectful to the 38 tourists who lost their lives, including 30 Britons.

Zoë Kirk-Robinson ‏said: 'As if Syria doesn't have enough problems, here comes Russell Brand!'

Graham Eden ‏tweeted: 'I'm off to Syria'. After his election performance what could possibly go wrong!'

Adrian Owlett said: 'Bye bye and don't hurry back.'

Gavin Sutton said: 'And do please stay there.'

Brand highlighted reader StevHilsley’s message: "If he feels so strongly why does he not go and live in Syria and I would pay his fare for him. Anyone else contribute?"

A GoFundMe page has now been set up which aims to raise £1,000 for his one-way ticket.

It said:

'Is there any chance we can all put money in to send the tremendous c***womble that is Russell Brand to live in Syria, just because he has an ego the size of the sun and he annoys the absolute **** out off me and many others I'm guessing?

'Your help would be much appreciated. If he doesn't accept said ticket to leave, at least he know's he not wanted and it will be donated to a good cause.'

"Even Satan wasn't gay" - President Mugabe allegedly says

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines. Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Tyga and Kylie Jenner planning to elope as soon as she turns 18?

Insiders claim Tyga and his underage girlfriend Kylie Jenner are planning to elope as soon as she is of age, which is in two months time…

From Radar Online

RO has learned that Kylie Jenner plans to tie the knot with Tyga a lot sooner than expected. “Right now their plan is to get hitched in August,” which is when Jenner will finally turn 18, an insider tells Radar. Once they are official, Jenner and 25-year-old Tyga want to get a fresh start away from all the drama.

“They are making plans to quit LA, for a brand new life away from her family and his baby mamma, Blac Chyna,” notes the insider, revealing that a move to New York City or even Europe are among the possibilities they’ve kicked around.

“Kylie is done with the constant criticism and micro-management from her family, especially Kim, and she’s dead set on going her own way as soon as possible,” adds the insider.