The first nominations cap an incredible three days. 10 highlights that suggest Celebrity Big Brother 2015 could be a classic, by JIM SHELLEY

 
 
 

Celebrity Big Brother is the gift that keeps on giving – even when you feel it is taking your brain cells away.

Amazingly, it’s only been TWO nights since the launch of the latest series. 

And CBB 2015 has been such a bombardment of brilliant, bonkers, gems it is already in danger of becoming one of the greats – right up there (or down there) with George Galloway pretending to be a cat.

This year's line-up: Keith Chegwin, Patsy Kensit, Alexander O'Neal, Chloe Goodman, Calum Best, Cami Li, Katie Hopkins and Kavana

The rest of the line-up include Nadia Sawalha, Perez Hilton, Jeremy Jackson, Michelle Visage, Alicia Douvall and Ken Morley

Here are ten of the most recent highlights:

1. Perez Hilton’s distracting, disturbing, resemblance to Tyrion Lannister from Game Of Thrones – only with a bigger body and smaller brain obviously.

2. Reg Holdsworth tentatively asking Perez Hilton: ‘are you...How can I put it? Are you gay?’ Has Alicia Douvall had plastic surgery?

American blogger Perez Hilton has a disturbing resemblance to Tyrion Lannister from Game Of Thrones

Former fashion model and son of George Best has reflected on his commitment fears in the celebrity house

3. Calum Best earnestly reflecting on his fears that he has issues with... commitment.

4. Perez Hilton discussing George Best’s tragic demise with Calum Best in EXACTLY the same way that he would gossip about it with a stranger – i.e., with no consideration whatsoever for the fact that Best was Calum’s DAD. ‘It’s so crazy that people die of alcoholism !’ Hilton trilled with all the sincerity and depth of a goldfish. ‘I mean I like to drink to get wasted…’

5. Kavana trying to explain to Perez Hilton how the success of the Spice Girls kyboshed his recording career for Virgin Records, and Perez Hilton just prattling on about how he loved the Spice Girls so much that he went to the movie Spice World dressed as Mel B – neatly encapsulating the difference between Kavana’s appeal and the Spice Girls’.

Kavana struggled to explain to Perez Hilton that his pop  career went kaput after the Spice Girls shot to fame

6. Perez Hilton reflecting earnestly: ‘I’m so grateful for my Journey’ and then describing himself by saying: ‘I’m still a work in progress.’

7. Jeremy Jackson eagerly lamenting on the great regret of his life - that he could have been a ballet dancer but his arches fell. A fascinating and tragic insight. If only we knew who he was.

8. Jeremy Jackson nominating Patsy Kensit to face the public vote on the grounds: ‘I feel like she has some auto-immune stuff that might really drag her down.’ He then went on to expound that ‘the pack’ always ‘has to kill the weakest member.’ Eventually, he felt the need to announce ‘it was an ANALOGY – not LITERALLY.’ Phew. Patsy laughed about it afterwards but I doubt she slept very easily that night. Or at least, she shouldn’t have.

Jeremy Jackson, who was in Baywatch as a child, nominated Patsy Kensit to face the public vote off

9. Katie Hopkins described Patsy Kensit as ‘just a manic nervous goon’ while Perez Hilton grilled Patsy about her love life currently: ‘Have you got a boyfriend?’ he probed.

Patsy Kensit: ‘No, I just get what I need.’ Is it hot in here?

10. Finally, we should all remember the quotation: ‘THIS IS BIG BROTHER ! KEEP YOU’RE A**E OFF THE WORK SURFACE’ – a classic line from George Orwell there. Or Keith Chegwin.

Controversial columnist Katie Hopkins, who was given a secret task when she entered the house, described Patsy Kensit as ‘just a manic nervous goon